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Matheson Mortuaries has a secret weapon:

Lucy McFadden is a mortuary assistant, who has a bulge in her pocket, and if she uses it on your dearly departed, then they may never decompose in a grave in the cemetery.

It starts with blue ribbon roses, and dead cats, and mangled feet, and carnivorous plants, and murdering pedophiles, and wood chippers, and severed heads, and ends with curing cancer.

Watch as Lucy McFadden upends the world, whenever she upends her little brown bottle.


And you thought your medicine was hard to swallow.


From the twisted mind that brought you Viral House, The shadow of Jasper County, and Stories by the night light, comes a gruesome tale of what happens when there’s too much life!


Be careful what you wish for!

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